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Get dressed and head to the kitchen

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DING DONG!!!!!!

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Object Description: I think it's a rock, maybe... I don't know...

Addendum-0000-1: Why did i do this again?
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Warrior Cats Spoof LOL 6

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Warrior Spoof

Riverstar: *comes up* Hey Tigerstar-
Tigerstar 1: Yes?
Tigerstar 2: Yeah?
Tigerstar 3: ......
Riverstar: Er..... O.o
Twanypelt: Wait, who are the two other Tigerstars???

Yeah, what's up with the near identical cats??

Greatstar: *sits rather proudly like*
Foxheart: *sits next to him reather bored*
Hawkclaw: *apprears out of nowhere* FOXYHEART! *tackles*
Foxheart: WHAT THE FREA-
Greatstar: *ear only twitches*
Lightstar: He made out of steel or ignoring you guys??

I think he's ignoring you all. XD

Oakheart: Rawr fear me. *sits on hind legs and wriggles his paws infront of Bloodfang's face*
Bloodfang: Are you waiting for me to murder you??
Oakheart: I'm just so bored. -_-
Bloodfang: Yeah....
Whitefang: *sneaks up and Oakheart says nothing*
Bloodfang: Why is it so boring-
Whitefang: *pounces of Bloodfang's tail*
Bloodfang: MEORW! *jumps high up into the air*

Bloodfang no more will complain.

Midnight: Don't make me claw you.
Midstar: I'm not scared of you. I'm far older and wiser!
Midnight: Gr....
Midstar: Gr......
Lionclaw: Why is your mother and aunt fighting again???
Mothstar: I would like to know just as well. -_-"

Well, lets all hope they don't take the fighting to court. 'Cause nobody would pay any attenion.

Hawkfrost: BTW Brambleclaw, have you seen any of the four Erin Hunters lately??
Brambleclaw: No I haven-
Wolffang: WAIT WAIT! FOUR Erin Hunters?!
Brambleclaw: :? You didn't know that four people work togather and made the name Erin Hunter?
Wolffang: Dude, I'm still NEW here, thank you very much.
Hawkfrost: *shrugs* Can't blame the guy.

Yeah.

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~AnimalLover8949 Jan 25, 2013  Student General Artist
Is he made out of steel or ignoring you guys? XD love that part
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~CelticIrishgirl Jan 26, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
lol yeah. XD
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~AnimalLover8949 Jan 29, 2013  Student General Artist
......Hes made of steel
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~CelticIrishgirl Mar 6, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Hm, what's this? *waves earpiece WAS LISTENING TO MUSIC!
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~AnimalLover8949 Mar 6, 2013  Student General Artist
Aha!............
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